why?

Some shoe styles just elude me. I ranted about floppy shoe styles a while back and still can’t stand them.

Lately, I’ve been seeing a ton of shoes with things dragging on the ground. Big satin bows and suede fringes on shoes (some are really expensive) that will inevitably get destroyed. I don’t get it.

Christian Louboutin – not too bad but still, at that price point do you want delicate satin to look like total crap after one wear?

Paris Hilton – obviously a genius at work here

Roger Vivier – now these just kill me! Really?

 

 

December 16, 2009. Tags: , , . fashion. 1 comment.

sequins

Holiday season is upon us and that means everything in the stores has a thick crust of sequins on it. I would like someone to tell me how all these things are going to wear over time because I have experienced nothing but heartbreak. (We aren’t even going to talk about glitter because if you own it, you deserve to suffer the consequences. In the early 90s, my bff bought a pair of fuchsia glitter Doc Martens and they started looking pretty rough rather quickly.)

Sequins are made of fragile plastic with a metallic paint coating that rubs off and eventually looks worn out. They are also prone to cracking in half and falling off. Then there are the ones that are glued on. You can spot a missing or misaligned sequin a mile away. At least I can, but I may have a mild case of OCD.

If you must wear them… there are good sequins and bad sequins.

GOOD SEQUINS

Not much can happen to this embellished tank. You still have to carefully hand wash it in cold water and it won’t last forever but you still have a chance.

To avoid looking like a Miss America contestant, sequined dresses should be short and to the point. This dress will also require special care but with no belt to rub, cap sleeves, each sequin neatly lined up (not shingled) and tightly secured, and being all one subtle color, this would work well. Minimal accessories needed.

Other good sequins can be found as a light mist on something sheer, a pair of panties you don’t plan on keeping on for very long, and as the most delicate of details that makes something plain very special.

BAD SEQUINS

You know how your shoes wear, so what’s going to happen at the bends of these Converse? They’re part of the fabric so you can’t even sew on new ones to repair!

These sequined leggings are almost $350 at Saks. What is your ass and the backs of your knees going to look like after a while? Like a worn out Las Vegas hooker, that’s what. $350 at Saks or $20 at F21… they’re both going to look like hell after a few wears.

More bad sequins – on jeans but at least they would be easy to remove when they go bust, on handbags (those giant sequin bags and tiny 80s prom clutches), those hoodies everyone got obsessed with (my hoodies earn their keep), and anything else tight that would bend harshly with your body, and doesn’t respect your hard earned cash.

So ladies, you may want to spare yourself the trouble and financial waste and just put on a sparkly cuff bracelet instead!

November 24, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , . fashion. Leave a comment.

gears

A while ago,  I went through a tiny stud earring phase. I bought a bunch of little earrings made of gears and old plastic camera workings. I bought them from etsy and most eventually fell apart. (There just is no lasting glue for binding plastic to metal.) Just recently on NotCouture I spotted these sterling silver watch gear earings by jewelry designer Graciela Fuentes for Tiriana Jewelry. Steampunk? Maybe. Awesome? Yes.

Just for good measure, I checked out what etsy had to offer again. I was a little disappointed. I’m really not a fan of something looking soooo handmade that it’s sloppy, unprofessional and childish. Do you have to add cheap beads to everything? These are the best things I could find.

treasurecast

slvrlily

Of course, you can start digging around online to find gears and have yourself a little DIY fun. 

 

November 23, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . fashion. 1 comment.

who copies who?

Last week, when I was feeling especially masochistic and decided to look at every damn Spring 2010 RTW collection on style.com to make my epic list of favorite things, I came across this outfit by Erin Fetherston. I bought that same sheer top at F21 about 2 years ago. That same top!

The only differences are that the shoulders don’t have the extra ruffles, the sleeves are shorter and the bow is sheer as well.

The collar stands the same, it’s the same length, same sheerness, same wrap style, the bow is also just as wide and super long… everything else is the same. Now, I’m sure someone else did this type of top a loooooong time ago because hardly anything in fashion is every truly new but, seriously?

November 18, 2009. Tags: , . fashion. Leave a comment.

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  • long romantic walks through my neighborhood
  • I love this cheap ornament idea. While you could get a whole box of silver balls for what it would take to make a few of these thumbtack ornaments, they ARE homemade and a few in a cute box would make a neat sentimental gift. My mom and I used to sit at the kitchen table and make ornaments in a similar way, using straight pins, sequins and beads. They were a bit more glitsy and you had lots of color and pattern options.

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A lot of things seem to be really popular right now and I am not impressed.

 

  • Tea towels. These are little thin woven cotton towels with decorative motifs. They don’t absorb a thing!
  • Giant bulky headphones.
  • Expensive jewelry and hair accessories made out of things I could get for $2 at the craft store.
  • Teapot cozies. Seriously?
  • Twilight. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson creep me the hell out.
  • Friends’ parents on Facebook. They have straight ruined it for me. I barely get on there anymore.
  • Furniture made from garbage. 1. 2.
  • That bedspread made to look like cardboard boxes. Yuck!
  • Perpetual calendars are a pain in the ass.
  • Why are Legos so expensive!?
  • Moleskines… when you could get a small notebook for $1
  • Lomo cameras. I’ve had almost all of them and maybe got 2 good pics out of each roll of film. Total crapshoot.
  • Pantone.
  • Foursquare. I don’t need the world knowing everything I do and aren’t our online identities self indulgent enough?
  • Mustache kitsch.
  • Ponchos.
  • Drop crotch pants.
  • Cleaning products that require the endless purchase of refills when the original tool was an inexpensive one-time buy and worked just fine.
  • Criticizing Obama feels like a criminal offense these days.

November 18, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . plus and minus. 4 comments.

Fall roundup

Here’s a collection of items from previous posts that tickled my fancy for this cold weather season and beyond! I’m chipping away at this list. Almost halfway there!

satin elastic ankle pants

circle scarf

knee high wedge boots

motocross jeans

foldover boots

colorful lace tights

tigers

November 17, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , . fashion. Leave a comment.

a wearable top 30 for 2010

It’s barely Fall and all the Spring 2010 shows were a month ago. The over-saturated coverage has come and gone and now the Christmas advertising has started. I avoided the Spring shows like the plague and made a few short mentions of random things that managed to catch my eye. Now, I have finally looked at it all and I am left with a sense that not much is new.

Here are my top 30 realistic picks for Spring 2010 from the RTW collections. All look completely comfortable and wearable. I will tell you that I looked at every single collection on Style.com and I found that most of the Spring offerings fell into a few categories.

  • Short, tiny cocktail dresses. So many little dresses for teeny tiny women!
  • Dresses really were the prominent item and the knee length shifts started to get a bit boring.
  • Ridiculous brights and outrageous prints all mixed up, that take a special woman to pull off. I’m not one of them. Polka dots, stripes, a bit of plaid, florals of course, and abstract prints also stood out.
  • The same minimalist architectural pieces and beautiful draping we’ve been seeing for a while now, which I’m totally fine with. So many designers are going the way of Lanvin these days.
  • Boxy looks that made the models look broad and stumpy- cropped jackets with cropped pants and ankle boots? No. Big shapeless dresses sans belts were everywhere as well. Strong shoulders are still in. Wide wide wide.
  • The usual classic looks such as ultra ladylike, mild safari, the same punky/goth stuff we’ve been seeing from the usual suspects, and denim but not much. (Ralph Lauren used enough denim for everyone.)
  • A whole lot of low cut, a lot of leg, and a TON of sheer and lace. Way more nipple than I needed to see.
  • White, black and white and black… a lot of red, blues and orange.
  • One shoulder looks, drapey jumpsuits, cropped pants of all widths, shine everywhere, drop crotch pants (no thanks), tailored shorts, leggings (still),  flowing pants, and light silky charmeuse layers (loving this).
  • Short skirts with long panels were all over the place. Not feeling it.
  • Big necklaces, big bags, big purses, big shoes, strappy heels, and damned ugly hats.

Spring is all about freshness and while not much that I saw was really innovative, I’m feeling a slight shift of focus in the trends towards more soft elegant pieces and away from the dark harshness that’s been flooding the fashion blogs lately. I’m thankful. So, even though Spring is so far away, by actually taking the time to look at all the collections quietly and slowly over a few days, it has kind of refreshed my heart. Fashion has grown to be a bit boring for me lately and I know I’m not the only one who’s been crying out for more pretty.  I’ll be thinking about these beautiful pieces from now on when putting together outfits and making future purchases. I’m ready to make some subtle changes to my wardrobe and work new things in slowly. So, this is my well-edited list of things I could see myself throwing on and feeling instantly at ease right off the bat. No tugging, no hyper awareness of my body… just good old relaxed style… and I found A LOT of stuff…

all pics via style.com

No doubt, the Ports 1961 collection was lovely and wearable but not much really stood out to me. The fabrics were gorgeous and everything was nice. Yes. Nice. It was all very nice. I really didn’t want to show anything from this collection because it was all so innocuous but it can’t be left out because of the simple elegance and versatility of all the pieces. (I supose Rachel Roy would go into the same category of nice.)

 

This simple outfit from Celine is so clean and fresh. Loose fitting white top. Short black skirt, leather or not. Easy.

Keeping with the crisp black and white theme is this Derek Lam dress and a Nicole Farhi graphic top and wide pants.

Kenzo makes my signature perfume Amour and I think the line’s genius is highly underrated. I adore this breezy white offering. This is an ensemble. I don’t know if I would always pair the separates together (unless it’s a jumpsuit, which would be rad). Not sure what kind of butt coverage you’re really getting here but some shorts could fix that. I think a lot of us are nervous about wearing something so obvious but really, what’s the big deal? It’s perfectly elegant. Seriously love this and the shoes compliment it perfectly.

 

Jason Wu has been stealing my heart lately. This could not be better for a date night. I had a difficult time picking just one dress from his collection because they are all so very wearable. Check the rest here.

Plaids aren’t usually my thing but I love the shape of this Pollini dress, the gentle mixing of plaids, asymmetrical hem, and draping give it a modern appeal. Seeing it with those killer shoes has given me a fresh perspective on this pattern.

Can I get an amen for this palest mint Douglas Hannant maxi dress?! I’m so short, every long dress I’ve bought needed to be hemmed, which had begun to deter me from buying them. Then I see one so elegant and it makes me forget about what a pain it is to sew sometimes.

L.A.M.B. was a bit too rocker glam for me this time around but, what do you expect? This outfit though… I could wear this every single day and be outrageously comfortable and confident, after switching out the belt with my own wider studded one.

There were a lot of full hipped pants and unless you’re rail thin, I can’t think of any woman who wants to add width to her hips. What about just one hip so everyone knows what’s really going on? These asymmetric pants by Nicole Miller swayed me. Paired with the corset-esque top keeps it slim. I really want to hunt down these pants and try them on.

This abstract print by Giorgio Armani is right up my alley. Blue and red together usually seems childish to me but not this time. This whole look would be so easy to affordably replicate. Perfect for a hot day, comfortable, effortless, and just the right splash of red.

If I were to pick one wild print from any of the collections, it would be this simple dress from Josh Goot. It is a piece of art. Minimal accessories needed. It would be a blast to wear.

The only super formal dress that knocked my socks off was this ultra flattering Martin Grant evening gown. Showing leg is so much more alluring than blatant cleavage.

This has become my new favorite color. A more muted acid puke green that goes so well with earth tones, white, black and all shades of grey. Love the delicate detailing by J. Mendel.

Like the intricate detailing above, you can’t help but admire the ingenious construction of this Bibhu Mohapatra dress.

I can’t do a post without including my all-time fave Lanvin. Don’t even need to say how difficult it was to pick just one. Good grief it’s lovely! 

 Fashion Fringe is new to me. I was floored by their dresses and had to include three. Just imagine the feel of that fabric against your skin!

 These two dark outfits are more in line with what’s been in style lately. The light bleach wash effect on skinny jeans has been everywhere but Elise Øverland’s take with the delicate top and gold platforms takes it to a new level of feminity. Jeremy Laing’s modern outfit is also a lot less harsh. Love those delicate pieced leggings!

There weren’t many earthtones at the shows. I used to wear a lot of browns and I’m looking forward to revisiting the color soon. The blazer and shorts look is prominent for Spring. Pringle of Scotland put together a lovely outfit. The very ladylike Gary Graham draped skirt ensemble is so office appropriate.

Tibi was really pretty and a lot of fun. The pattern on this dress reminds me of a painting done by the stippling technique at a Richmond restaurant called Avalon.

A lot of designers were sectioning off the body into three distinct regions, something I’ve been a fan of for a long time. When patterns and color blocking were used, the oufits shortened the models. The monotone Issey Miyake is lengthening and slimming and looks really cozy. The Naeem Khan embellished tunic with wider bouclé (or are they beaded?) pants also looks soft and comfortable. I would love to pull off something like these for winter.

More monochromatic offerings in my favorite color! While I wouldn’t wear the bra top, I love the softness and ease of thin layers making up this Akris outfit. The silver Michael Kors skirt is subdued enough for day wear and the extra details on the shoulder turn a basic v-neck into something really special. The Donna Karan day dress could not be more perfect.

Last but not least are the ankle ties and bright blue slim trousers by Prabal Gurung. I think this is adorable  but still clean and simple… very very wearable but whimsical. That blue is one of my favorite colors.

 I hope this leaves you inspired. Phew! I’m DONE!

Previous Spring 2010 RTW posts - Doo.Ri, Givenchy’s shoes,  and Dennis Basso.

November 11, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . fashion. Leave a comment.

no surprises

My mom has M.S. and I am her primary care-giver. It breaks her heart that she is unable to shop for me anymore but, come my b-day or Christmas, I know I’m getting what I want since she now has to let me pick things out for myself and do all the ordering… and wrapping. Yes, I have to wrap my own presents. So silly. I always make a big to do about ripping the paper and putting the bows on my head every year.

Now is the time of year when the incessant nagging for me to shop begins. Sounds terrible doesn’t it? Here are three things I picked out for myself from F21. To heck with surprises! I can’t wait to have these things at Christmas!

Striped metalic top

striped metallic top - oh how I love this! It’s not the most flattering thing but who cares. It’s so graphic and bold and comfy looking!

black velvet leggings - no need for a picture here. They say these have a slight sheen. I sure hope so.

bell hop zip hoodie

bell hop zip hoodie - I go through about 3 black hoodies each fall and winter. They always fade and inevitably get some oily spot on them that drives me insane and I have to toss them. Love that this one has so much personality. All those band jackets out there don’t do it for me… they feel so costumey. This is just enough.

 

November 9, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . fashion. Leave a comment.

tights

I was perusing the Urban Outfitters sale online and fell in love with these tights. They’re so much fun and they’re on sale! I still have a couple pairs of black scrollwork tights kinda like this pattern from Victoria’s Secret from the 90s. They were my favorite gothy tights to wear. These are much more whimsical and the color combo is perfect. After a miserable failed attempt at ombre tights with Rit dye, I’ll leave it to the pros. 

Type in promo code MERRYHAPPY and get an extra 10% off all orders until December 15th!

November 7, 2009. Tags: , , . fashion. Leave a comment.

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  • My Parents Were Awesome is a collection of photos of parents… when they were young and hip.
  • The bf scored a second interview! I’m so proud of him!
  • A lesson to be learned – if you see an awesome deal on something you love, grab it immediately. I saw the most perfect pair of round toe, recessed platform, cone heeled, black leather Nine West pumps for a steal a week ago. I don’t know why I didn’t just get them but, sometimes I sabotage myself like that. Anyhow, I couldn’t get them out of my head so I went back to the store today and of course, they were all gone. Every last one of them. So, I bought two other pairs of shoes instead! Ha!

Nibbles appreciates a high heel. I want to pair these with black rolled up trousers, and pretty much everything else. These have a hidden platform which I’m really not a fan of but, this platform isn’t exceptionally high and I love the seam going down the middle of the toe. I needed a pair of simple round toe black pumps since my last pair has been re-heeled 3 times and they’ve stretched so much I can’t keep them on.

Nom nom nom! This is why I can’t have nice things. These are embossed snake with black metallic flat studs, three buckles at the ankle and a back zip. I have no idea what I’m going to wear these with. Maybe those black satin harem pants. Size medium was way too big and I sent them back for an exchange. I think I’m going to have to cut the waist off and re-hem the drawstring pocket to lift them up a bit and keep them low slung. No biggie.

  • Exploding Dog Pictures‘ is a collection of quirky, subversive, and often sad little drawings based on submitted titles. Matted signed prints are now available here. They would make a cute gift for someone.

I'm in Love

come with me and things are going to get really weird

  • Going to Target with the bf and him asking me if they carry Yankee Candles… that he had been reading someone’s blog and had heard about this certain candle… so cute! (it’s my favorite)

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  • There are two things looming over my head that I need to learn all about. These two posts will help me (and you!) get through it all. First there’s Google Wave and most importantly, there’s Farmville on Facebook. I saw my friend’s farm last week and being an avid SimCity player back in the day, I must do this! Time to get to studying!
  • I’ve always been a city girl at heart but now I’m starting to question living in such close proximity to strangers. I love my apartment but I’m beginning to hate my neighbors and I wonder if we moved at the end of the lease, if it would just be the same type of issues with different people in some other city apartment. There’s the certifiably insane girl behind us who screamed bloody murder for an hour one day and got hauled off by an ambulance, after the police beat the hell out of our door thinking it was us. Then, a week later she beat on our kitchen wall because we were talking normally at 10pm on a Friday night. She also complains to the landlord about everything. Thankfully, he knows she’s nuts. There’s the chronic coughing man in the building next door, the hysterical dog barking mania throughout the day, and the loud parties (with a loud fight at 4am when a girl refused to leave). We can barely use the shared washer and dryer because the new tenants have made the “all utilities included” deal a public service to their friends. Then there’s the people below us. I think it’s 4 guys who manage to stink up our apartment on a regular basis with the stench of onions, they play electric guitar at all hours of the night, sound like they’re moving heavy furniture, slam doors and stomp up and down their hallway every single night… who just immaturely mocked me out their kitchen window a few nights ago for hearing me in the sack with my bf because we accidentally left the livingroom window open and well… I’m kinda loud sometimes. A simple note would’ve sufficed. Like, “hey, just so you know… we can hear you.” I would’ve been fine with that and sincerely apologized. I guess I was living in denial, hoping they didn’t hear as much as they did. I’m over it and will be keeping my trap shut until we’re out.

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  • on a neutral note – I am pretty passionate about my distaste for the unethical blatant designer ripoffs out there. If you know better, you should do better and pass up on supporting the theft of intellectual property. I was recently asked what the difference is between that and the diy ideas I suggest for recreating designs conceived by others for the home and being fashionable. The difference is that I am not suggesting you mass produce something similar to someone else’s design, slap your name on it as if it was your own idea, and sell it to the public. I think it’s fun to try your hand at new things, to learn new skills and how to utilize unfamiliar materials and tools.  Having an inspiration point to guide you is a good way to start. A lot of home design out there is just as ridiculously expensive as high fashion but some of these things appear incredibly simple to make. If cobbling shoes was easier (and something I think I would even be remotely good at) I would’ve been making my own a long time ago and I would proudly say I made them myself with so-and-so as my inspiration! As soon as you make a profit off of someone else’s idea, you’re treading ethical thin ice.  Hope I cleared that up.

November 6, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . plus and minus. Leave a comment.

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